I am caught, I’m hooked
I’m booked, I’m cooked
I am terribly afflicted
And hopelessly addicted
My piano is gathering dust
The car is showing rust
The grandchildren are affected
Their birthdays undetected
Books are not being read
The cat does not get fed
I am barely eating
My brain is overheating
I am terribly afflicted
And hopelessly addicted
I have to get my daily fix
Got to get my dose of clicks
I have to go and boot her . . .
My wonderful computer
The joys of clicking
Beeping, ticking
Flashing, crashing
Tooting, hooting
Computing, computing
Executing
Error, terror
Ooooh . . .
THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED
AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL
BE SHUT DOWN.
~ Louise Drieman
